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Nov 17, 2021

How I met Swami Sami

It had been over a year since my first trip. Nearly six months since Lothar and I took mushrooms by the lake. I’d been devouring every book I could find about the meaning of life, the secrets of the universe, and esoteric religious philosophy. Now, I was ready to start…

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Apr 8, 2021

How I met Swami Sami Part 3

79 days and what did I have to show for it? I couldn’t take it anymore. I felt like I was trapped. I hadn’t made any progress since meeting Heather, it was starting to seem like she was a dead end. Leading me around and around in circles with task…

Pondathan

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Pondathan

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Apr 2, 2021

How I met Swami Sami Part 2

A few weeks had passed uneventfully. I had gone, full native. I hadn’t worn shoes or shaved since I moved in. My tan was even and dark. I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror after week two, I looked halfway to emaciated. Moving crates of fruit and trimming…

Sawmi Sami

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Sawmi Sami

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Mar 26, 2021

How I met Swami Sami Part 1

It had been over a year since my first trip. Nearly six months since Lothar and I took mushrooms by the lake. I’d been devouring every book I could find about the meaning of life, the secrets of the universe, and esoteric religious philosophy. Now, I was ready to start…

Swami Sami

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Swami Sami

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Mar 19, 2021

The Call to Greatness has been Muted

The soft edges of the world have devastated the call to greatness that all humans feel. When I was young I used to dream of being somewhere during a terrorist attack or a robbery, just to have the opportunity to attempt something heroic. I have a particularly vivid memory of…

God

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God

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Mar 11, 2021

Swami Sami’s Method for Divination

Swami Sami taught me this method for Divination. This specific process has led to incredible visions, spiritual, and creative breakthroughs. Prepare yourself by focusing on openness. Visions will appear before you. They are very skittish. You must practice accepting them and they will hang around longer. In the days before…

Magic

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Magic

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Mar 4, 2021

To Live You Must Die

I’ve died more times than I can count I visualize death constantly. I can’t help it. Continuous contemplation of death is a natural stoic practice that has always been a part of my life. To see my death and accept it daily and sometimes hourly has given meaning to life. …

Philosophy

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Philosophy

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Feb 26, 2021

Weird Vegas Parties

“To the MGM” We were driven down to the normal Uber entrance by our driver Huxley in black E-class Mercedes. “Keep your phone on it’s going to be a late-night” Wandering with purpose through the gleaming halls of the MGM Grand. Past the bulging multitudes praying to their idols at…

Party

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Party

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Feb 19, 2021

Who is Pondathan Lakeoff

Pondathan Lakeoff is a retired salesman for the Pond and Lake installation company Emerson Lake and more Ponds LLC of Sonoma, CA. Fed up with the rat race and with a sizable income-generating real estate portfolio Pondy decided to retire and travel. He headed first to Burning Man where one…

Finance

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Finance

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Feb 5, 2021

Stonks (Macro Trend Analysis)

Stonks (Macro Trend Analysis) Market conditions are extremely dynamic. Anything can happen. We have seen an unprecedented rise in asset prices over the past 10 years that has been accelerating. Someone once asked J.P. Morgan “What’s going to happen in the market?” He replied, “It will fluctuate.” That’s all he…

Finance

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Finance

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